Five Things

I don’t do.

1. Smoke.  It’s bad for you.

2. Use the dishwasher.  I’ve never used the dishwasher in any of my apartments.  I live by myself, it would take too long to have enough dirty dishes to run it.  Plus washing dishes gives me a sense of accomplishment.

3. Eat french fries.  I gave them up for a couple months in 2005 to try to be healthier and it just stuck.  It’s probably the one food I 100% won’t eat.

4. Go more than a week without calling my mom.  I’m her favorite person, that would be rude.

5. Get anything less than 100% (yeah right).


What do you not do?